10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- It's Free To Fold...
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.