10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger