10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm