10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves