10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.