10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'