10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek