10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "No river, no fish."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.