10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.