10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves