10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.