10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson