10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine