10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."