10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.