10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."