10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.