10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."