10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!