10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."