10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.