10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"