10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."