10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus