10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.