10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.