10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves