10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.