10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.