10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth