10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester