10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow