10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-