10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'