10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.