10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.