10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm