10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]