10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer