10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"