10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---