10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.