10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."