10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.