10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Welcome to kicker school
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.