10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow