10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fish don't eat Nutz!