10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.