10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.