10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword